Cute nephew edition #1

Mom/"grandma": We kept telling Brayden that men were coming to put in carpeting downstairs and he would get so upset. When they came this morning, he threw a fit for 45 minutes. He really hates change.

Me: Clearly, he's my nephew.

Mom: When they left, I tried to show him how much fun carpeting could be so we rolled around and played on it. Now he loves it.

[A few minutes later (during a slow moment in the Lion King)]

Mom: Brayden, do you want to talk to Aunt Jen? Do you want to tell her about the new carpeting in the basement?

Brayden: Hi! We got new carpeting!

Me: You did?

Brayden: Yes! Grandma, can I show Jen the carpeting?

Mom: She can't see the carpet through the phone.

Brayden: Yes she can.

Me: Sure I can.

Mom: She can see the carpet when she comes to visit next time.

Brayden: You can come tomorrow.

Mom: Not tomorrow. But soon. She'll come soon.

Me: [but i want to hang out with him now!!!]